Letters: ‘I’m planning to rob a bank and need a getaway driver’

A Chara,

I am writing this letter to let you know how much I enjoy reading your newspaper which I have been buying for more years than I can remember.

I like your local news reports and your sports section, which keeps me up to date with all the activities of the local sports people.

But without a doubt my favourite part of your paper is the comedy pages. I do be on my knees laughing at them pages – they are hilarious.

If you don’t know what pages I am talking about, they are the court reports.

That’s enough praise for you then, as I want to tell you about a few problems I have.

Firstly, my mother died last year and we were very close. I also have a problem with alcohol, my problem is I think it is too dear and I cannot afford it.