Cracking up! The Echo’s Top Five Christmas cracker jokes

Cracking up! The Echo’s Top Five Christmas cracker jokes

How do snowmen get around?

They ride an icicle.

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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas Quacker!

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?

He got 25 days.

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsillitis.